Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
smooth like crunchy peanut butter
i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
going to bed after watching a scary movie
I will always reblog banana bun. <3
Oh my gosh the little nibbles.